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Poop Tales

The poop log for everyone in the house —
you, your baby, your cat, your dog.

Every poop tells a story.

  • Free
  • No ads
  • No account
  • Records stay on your phone
Download on the App Store

iPhone · iOS 15 or later · Free

Log it in one tap

Fast enough to actually keep up

A log only works if you keep it. So logging takes one tap, not a questionnaire.

  • Bristol types 1–7 in plain words — Rabbit pellets to Watery. Shape described, never judged.
  • A "Nothing today" button — a day with nothing is data too, and gaps in your history should be honest ones.
  • Details when you want them — time, straining, symptoms and notes are one tap away, never in the way.
Home screen showing the last log, averages and a Log now button The one-tap logging sheet with Bristol types

One profile each

The whole household, one app

Your history and your cat's don't belong in the same notebook. Each profile keeps its own.

  • Profiles for you, baby, cats and dogs — switch with one tap from the home screen.
  • Symptoms tailored per profile — hairballs for cats, questioning for babies, straining for adults.
  • Everything separable — history, stats and exports are always per profile, so patterns stay readable.
Profile switcher showing Me, Baby, Mochi and Rex

See the pattern

History that answers questions

The value shows up weeks in — when "is this normal?" becomes a lookup instead of a worry.

  • Calendar and list views — logged days, "nothing" days and gaps are all visible at a glance.
  • Four stats that matter — total, average interval, longest gap, days without.
  • Full-text search — find the week things changed, even months later.
History calendar view with logged and confirmed-empty days

Your data, your rules

Leaving is easy — by design

No lock-in is a feature. Everything on your phone, readable, exportable, restorable.

  • CSV export in one tap — open it in any spreadsheet, bring it to your doctor.
  • Backup and restore — a plain file you can read and keep anywhere. Not a black box.
  • 30-day recycle bin — deletes are soft, mistakes are reversible.
Export and backup screen

No account. No ads.
We never receive what you log.

Records live in a database on your phone. The only thing that ever reaches our server is an anonymous count of which buttons got used — event names only, never anything you typed. Delete the app and the data goes with it.

Why is a health app completely free?

Because before writing a line of code, I read 144 one-star reviews of the poop-tracking apps that already exist. 123 of them left over ads, bugs or broken paywall promises — not missing features. So I built the absence of those three.

Read the whole breakdown →